DJames Promotions

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I am the last barman poet!
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the beach, the Schnapps made from Peach,
the Velvet Hammer, the Alabama Slammer.
I make things with juice and froth, the Pink Squirrel, the Three Toed Sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, the Iced Tea, the Kamakazi,
the Orgasm, the Death Spasm, the Singapore Sling, the Dingaling.
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got.
But, if you want to get loaded, why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open!!!!

- Brian (Tom Cruise), Cocktail

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